collegehumor:

Grown Man Plays in Gnome Orchestra

Finally, the perfect picture for my dating profile. 

that-gif-person:

I’m sure I got the 5th gif wrong, but then again .. who was really listening to what britta was saying?

collegehumor:

Man Puts Icy Hot on Wife’s Vibrator

You gotta learn your dildos and your dildon’ts. This is a dildon’t. 

collegehumor:

Error Message Nothing but Question Marks

Luckily, the best response to this is probably “OK” anyway. 

collegehumor:

Quit Smoking. Lose Weight. Lasers.

This guy has a solid business model. 

collegehumor:

Creepy Hogwarts Express Van

This is bad news for kids. They’re going to get completely the wrong idea about appropriate apostrophe usage. 

collegehumor:

Cool Pencil Structure

It’s cool until someone needs to borrow a pencil. 

collegehumor:

What Midnight Looks Like at Every Stage of Your Life

Here’s the sad truth.

collegehumor:

Haunted Chocolate Milk

That certainly explains the stomach ache. Well, to be specific, chugging it after eating a jar of pasta sauce does.

collegehumor:

Beaver Gnawing on “No Feeding” Sign
Beavers are semi-aquatic rodents that hate authority.